by Scottyyy July 20, 2006
Get the chowering mug.n. Slang term for a person of han chinese descent. Short for "chinese person" particularly of han descent.
Joe: Chiners make up more than 1 billion of the world population. That is very interesting information you gave me, Charlie.
Charlie: Yeah, that's a lot, but remember that the ethnic minorities in China (the Zhuang, Miao, Uyghur, Tibetans, Koreans, Mongols, etc) aren't called chiners, only the han chinese are.
Charlie: Yeah, that's a lot, but remember that the ethnic minorities in China (the Zhuang, Miao, Uyghur, Tibetans, Koreans, Mongols, etc) aren't called chiners, only the han chinese are.
by thebigpooch August 2, 2009
Get the Chiner mug.someone that causes an entire room of people to miss out on a funny joke, usually out of either shyness or selfishness, by solely mouthing the gem in a whisper to someone next to them. Thankfully, the "joke poacher" completely solves this tragic dilemma in a swift act of altruism by restating it audibly.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
Post-laughter, it is not uncommon for middlemen like the "joke poacher" to become the target of animosity from the originator, even if said poacher gives them credit.
(Setting: Large family shopping for Rx glasses)
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
Femme 1: (whisper) "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Joke poacher: (audibly and/or loud): "The best way to tell if the glasses are the wrong prescription is if Mike's head appears normal"
Everyone in room: AHAHAHAHAHA
Femme 1: "wtf poacher, that joke belongs to me" (tears)
Joke Poacher: "No one would have ever heard it genius, you are such a chuckle-choker"
by nonprofit_girl July 31, 2009
Get the chuckle-choker mug.A female that tends to cause issues between males, due to her sneaky activites, like sleeping around or spreading rumors.
by Scooby90 February 18, 2011
Get the Choter mug.The term used for a female with male parts. Her male parts are a Chone Figgins. (Ch-own)
Also a baseball player.
Also a baseball player.
I thought my roommate was a girl until I noticed the bulge in her pants, then I realized she had a Chone Figgins.
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