pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003

Chomp-Omp

(Verb) To be a cock-block.

(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.

(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.

"I was on my bed with my girlfriend ready to get into it when David called asking to hang out together with us. Fucking chomp-omp!"

by Farewellking1 June 4, 2009

doodoo chompers

Noun: the definition of someone who has brown stains on the front of their two front teeth.

boy- Winona has such gross doodoo chompers.
girl- Yes. She should stop chomping doodoo.

by Queen LaQueefa April 1, 2007

Gorilla Chomper

Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.

You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?

by G.Michaels June 16, 2010

chomskied

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed

"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."

by bkdouble September 30, 2006

Chomi Chomi

The categorization of a guy who has a great ass, and when you see it you just wanna stare and squeeze the hell out of them, specially when they shake it.

Cladeus: "see that girl over there?"

Guy: "yeah"
Cladeus: "she thinks your chomi chomi"
Guy: "whats that?"

"most latinos and black guys have a great chomi chomi, specialy William Levy, Mmmmm Papi!"

by Niglet16 December 18, 2009

chomp chomp

Is the sudden urge to chomp down on a beautiful girls neck or on her other body parts. Its a sensation that alters ones passion in a biting mode of hunger. It's wanting someone so bad that you want to just eat them up so it cause a Chomp Chomp reaction. Love bitten!

To sneak up behind Dawn Moeller.. (action)Chomp chomp!!..

by Notebook September 26, 2005