Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

choad

noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.

One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.

by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005

choadacabra

A spirit that has a penis wider than it is long, that eats goats among other things. When it penetrates your dreams you might enjoy it.

Megan wants a choadacabra bukkake.

by Berni69 April 12, 2017

Chodac Moment

Taking a spontaneous picture while giving Chodal Domination, also known as pressing one's chode to another's face.

Geez, that was a chodac moment last night.

by Chodal Domination January 19, 2008

choda/chode

Testical sweat

I got major choda

by david August 4, 2003

Choda breath

the noxious smell that takes over one's breath after licking and sucking on a smelly crusty choda

Brenda had severe choda breath after licking the lint and dingle berries from the most hairy and vile choda.

by e.a. chodabreath definer November 7, 2006

choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003