Chiseled cunt

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.

"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"

by Kendromeda September 24, 2011

E-chivalry

The attempt, by a man, to pursue a woman with as many electronic and impersonal forms of communication as possible. Usually not judged to be successful by the pursued.

Denise: Remember that guy I met at the bar last Thursday?

Betty: Yeah, he seemed nice.

Denise: Well, he texted me, facebook-messaged me, e-mailed me, and twittered about me to ask me out on a date. I'm sick of e-chivalry! I just want them to ask me out in person!

Betty: What a loser.

by Jaded Single Girl June 13, 2010

Chive

Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.

"stop being a chive"

"Your a big chive Qdini"

by c_los811 May 14, 2008

chinellato on the rocks

one of the most deadliest drinks in the world contains 2 shots of bacardi 151 proof rum 4 shots of bacardi 80 proof rum and a pitcher full of coke and ginger ale..most commonly served with sex of the Gods

Adrian is all that is nman because he finished the chinellato on the rocks with no problem at all

by jrjr January 25, 2009

butt chive

a butthole with a giant hemeroid sticking out with a shape of bowl of chives

sam said "look at johnny's ass" as johnny was bent over in gym class " he's got a giant roid!" billy said "he's such a butt chive dude"

by jetrush September 23, 2009

bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.

Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.

by BrizVegas May 20, 2006

chiver

One who chives (male). Keep calm and chive on! KCCO

Chiver: Keep calm and chive on!

by adm5084 April 24, 2013