Definitions by BrizVegas

sensation 

A small quantity of alcohol, food or other consumable, usually requested because the consumer of it: (a) does not want to get drunk, (b) does not know what it tastes like and wants to try it, or (c) knows what it tastes like, doesn't like it, but doesn't want to offend the person offering it. Also known as a "suspicion".

Dinner-party host (holding wine bottle): Would you care for a glass of spinach wine? It's made from real spinach, that's why it's dark green.
Dinner-party guest (holding wine glass): Just a sensation thanks.

sensation by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

suspicion 

A small quantity of alcohol, food or other consumable, usually requested because the consumer of it: (a) does not want to get drunk, (b) does not know what it tastes like and wants to try it, or (c) knows what it tastes like, doesn't like it, but doesn't want to offend the person offering it. Also known as a "sensation".

Dinner-party host (holding wine bottle): Would you care for a glass of spinach wine? It's made from real spinach, that's why it's dark green.
Dinner-party guest (holding wine glass): Just a suspicion thanks.

suspicion by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

wouldn't root her for practice

A saying used when a person finds a particular individual or individuals less than desirable in a sexual sense.

Male 1: Britney Spears is such a spunk.
Male 2: I wouldn't root her for practice.

Also for more than one person....

Girlfriend: Don't you think the chicks on Sex and the City are hot?
Boyfriend: I wouldn't root them for practice.
Girlfriend: Awww that's so sweet. Let's have a root now.

wouldn't root her for practice by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

maninge 

The male equivalent of a minge.

Dick: Say, will you show me your minge?
Dora: Normally I'd say yes, provided you showed me your maninge, but I had a Brazillian yesterday.
Dick: Well, take a look at mine anyway for free.
Dora: That's disgusting. Looks like a small dog with a shaved tail.

maninge by BrizVegas June 30, 2006

Zedville 

The place you travel to when you fall asleep.

I'm so tired, I'm going to Zedville real soon.

Zedville by BrizVegas June 11, 2006

scampling 

The real name for sampling- the widespread scam indulged in by no-talent rip-off song writers or producers who steal well-know fragments of music or lyrics from people far more original and talented than they will ever be.

I can't think of anything to make this song sound remotely interesting so I'll be scampling the first few bars of God Save the Queen.

scampling by BrizVegas June 3, 2006

bag full of chisels 

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.

Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.

bag full of chisels by BrizVegas May 20, 2006