BrizVegas's definitions

scampling

The real name for sampling- the widespread scam indulged in by no-talent rip-off song writers or producers who steal well-know fragments of music or lyrics from people far more original and talented than they will ever be.

I can't think of anything to make this song sound remotely interesting so I'll be scampling the first few bars of God Save the Queen.

by BrizVegas June 3, 2006

vagina-safe

The condition of a male's (or female's) fingernails after clipping, filing or otherwise manicuring, enabling them to explore or stimulate a woman's vagina without tearing, ripping, scratching, surgically removing the clitoris, or otherwise causing discomfort.

Her: Holy shit! That hurt. What did you stick in there - a broken bottle?
Him: Sorry. It's my fingernails. I haven't had a manicure for a while.
Her: Well don't put them back in there till they're vagina-safe.

by BrizVegas May 15, 2006

suspicion

A small quantity of alcohol, food or other consumable, usually requested because the consumer of it: (a) does not want to get drunk, (b) does not know what it tastes like and wants to try it, or (c) knows what it tastes like, doesn't like it, but doesn't want to offend the person offering it. Also known as a "sensation".

Dinner-party host (holding wine bottle): Would you care for a glass of spinach wine? It's made from real spinach, that's why it's dark green.
Dinner-party guest (holding wine glass): Just a suspicion thanks.

by BrizVegas August 2, 2006

maninge

The male equivalent of a minge.

Dick: Say, will you show me your minge?
Dora: Normally I'd say yes, provided you showed me your maninge, but I had a Brazillian yesterday.
Dick: Well, take a look at mine anyway for free.
Dora: That's disgusting. Looks like a small dog with a shaved tail.

by BrizVegas June 30, 2006

Zedville

The place you travel to when you fall asleep.

I'm so tired, I'm going to Zedville real soon.

by BrizVegas June 11, 2006

bag full of chisels

Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.

Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.

by BrizVegas May 20, 2006

sensation

A small quantity of alcohol, food or other consumable, usually requested because the consumer of it: (a) does not want to get drunk, (b) does not know what it tastes like and wants to try it, or (c) knows what it tastes like, doesn't like it, but doesn't want to offend the person offering it. Also known as a "suspicion".

Dinner-party host (holding wine bottle): Would you care for a glass of spinach wine? It's made from real spinach, that's why it's dark green.
Dinner-party guest (holding wine glass): Just a sensation thanks.

by BrizVegas August 2, 2006