rescue chimp

Much like a "captain save a ho" but only saves midnight looking women !

Look at Bobby being a true rescue chimp tonight !

by B*lo February 11, 2017

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 02, 2012

Bittie Chimp

A female who goes through men faster then a chimp goes through bananas.

Yo those soccer girls are total Bittie Chimps.

by PoundTown11 August 14, 2010

Stuff a chimp

A play on the phrase "STFU", implying that the "chimp-stuffer" coud go do something indecent to a primate rather than continue talking.
Plural: Stuff chimps.

"Go stuff a chimp!", said the nerd to the bully who was wedgieing him. The bully, having no comeback, ran home to his mommy.

by chimp_stuffer_in_da_haoose April 30, 2010

Chimps knackers

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

savvy chimp

human beings who think they are brilliant, but know deep down what idiots they really are

Fucking Dave, lost all his money on bitcoin and blamed it on his cousin. That idiot is a savvy chimp. Now he's buying digital art.

by saavy chimp July 13, 2022

Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009