rescue chimp

Much like a "captain save a ho" but only saves midnight looking women !

Look at Bobby being a true rescue chimp tonight !

by B*lo February 10, 2017

chimp-link

when multiple chimps join together to form a chain while humping each other. Often accompanied by aggressive shrieking or grunting.

Oh god, look at that Chimp-link! This one is quite impressive, they have even got the alpha male involved

by YxngLee May 15, 2022

chimp titties

A. (noun) saggy old-man boobs

A: That dude needs to put his shirt back on.

B: Yep, he's sporting some real chimp titties.

by missnancycook August 2, 2012

Chimps knackers

A phrase founded in 2019, whilst in the Ugandan rainforest. Generally used as the term the dogs bollocks. William Bradley came out with the phrase chimps knackers

This is the chimps knackers

by Fix your wifi January 29, 2020

Stuff a chimp

A play on the phrase "STFU", implying that the "chimp-stuffer" coud go do something indecent to a primate rather than continue talking.
Plural: Stuff chimps.

"Go stuff a chimp!", said the nerd to the bully who was wedgieing him. The bully, having no comeback, ran home to his mommy.

by chimp_stuffer_in_da_haoose April 30, 2010

savvy chimp

human beings who think they are brilliant, but know deep down what idiots they really are

Fucking Dave, lost all his money on bitcoin and blamed it on his cousin. That idiot is a savvy chimp. Now he's buying digital art.

by saavy chimp July 12, 2022

ice chimps

White people

“Hey look it’s an ice chimp”
“Ice chimps food taste like plain doodoo”

by Grumpslumps November 22, 2021