The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*
Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe June 03, 2020
dreads (a locked hairstyle) that have no hangtime or length to them. being that most cheetos in a bag are shorter than a pinky's length, it's accurate imagery to describe a person.
girl #1: that dude over there wants to talk to you
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!
girl #2: which one?
girl #1: the one with the cheeto dreads
girl #2: aww hell nah, he ain't even cute!
by kimkardashian'sbutt April 09, 2011
The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.
Does G Cheeto not know about spell check?
by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 12, 2022
"hey,did your grandpa get a spray tan?"
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"
"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto
"yea, hes such a wrinkled cheeto"
"hey have you seen donald tr*mp lately?"
yea, the man looks like a wrinkled cheeto
by Barack Yomama May 01, 2011
The Fascist Cheeto did WHAT?
by Smart Toosh March 22, 2018
by Kristin November 01, 2004
A dirty food-laden mane of untrimmed hair that grows on the face of the most dedicated male gamer. Usually begins formation after level 100 of world of warcraft, or another analogous stage of gamer life when basic hygiene is no longer a priority. The word can also be used to stereotype a person that looks like said gamer.
"Whoa dude, I been gaming too long, I got a major cheeto beard growing!"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
"Hey look at that cheeto beard over there, he's probably really good at video games"
by agentsmyth January 10, 2014