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Chyanne

The wokest of the woke.
Chyanne is never tired
by eight seven nine March 10, 2019
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Disney Channel

Disney Channel used to be a very good channel before 2006. Later on, Hannah Montana started and destroyed the whole channel. It ended later somewhere in 2011. Somewhere in the late 2000's, a new show called Wizards of Waverly Place came. That show ended earlier in 2012. Somewhere in 2010, Shake it Up aired and that's when the channel started going downwards.

All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.

The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.
Girl 1: Yess!! Shake it Up is next on Disney Channel! *does some dance moves*
Me: Oh Lordy.
by XCLAUSOX October 27, 2012
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A disease that effects the muscles in the anus, usually caused from too much anal sex. As a result turds fall out of the ass with no effort.
After 2 years in prison Nathan was diagnosed with Channel Ass.
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The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.
My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.
by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009
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eyelid channel

Another term for going to sleep or taking a nap for long periods of time.
" Bruce: Hey, where's Otis?

Omar: Oh, he's watching the Eyelid Channel "
by EATBE4N9NE October 21, 2010
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