Charlie Bronson Wannabe

Someone who has watched a lot Charlie Bronson movies and bases everything they do in real life off of them. Symptoms include carrying around 30 pounds of rope and trying to climb through an air-vent. Often one and the same with Boondockians - people who are obsessed with The Boondock Saints.

Oh, fuck you! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson Wannabe that's getting us fucking lost! ~ Murphy McManus (The Boondock Saints)

by Browncoat2002 July 9, 2010

Charlie Hibbs

Is when you get a girl so drunk she passes out in a public place then you start to finger her hoping no one will see what your doing, also you usally get with girls which are roughly about the ages of 0-13....

Charlie Hibbs - Hey Guys i got a girl so drunk she passed out and then i fingered her..

by Bantersaurus Rex 1234 December 28, 2010

Charpie

What chicano girls use to draw in their eyebrows; usually 6-9 inches above where an actual eyebrow would be.

i.e. Sharpie

Esmerelda: "Oooh, Maria, you lookeen hot today, what jou do to jour eyebrowss?"

Maria: "Chica, i usse a Charpie, but don' tell nobody"

by Wood-E January 16, 2011

Charlie Faplin

The act of masturbating to pornography with the sound off.

"Ah man I left my headphones downstairs last night. Had to have a Charlie Faplin in case anyone heard."

by skeebe October 7, 2013

Charlie Broseph

adjective (used with person)

A straight male who is a self-proclaimed example of big dick energy - he likely has a wife but only uses her as a platform to prosthelytize about his sexual prowess. Nothing is private with a Charlie Broseph.

Common brags include telling you that other men's girlfriends send him nudes regularly.

He spends his days calling other men “beta”, issuing the “down below” challenge, and posting social media statuses and memes that masquerade as feminist advice but in actuality are extremely sexist.

He is usually surrounded by legions of female fans on Facebook but it is likely these are fake accounts created by none other than Charlie Broseph himself.

1-

Woman 1: It was really weird, I changed my profile picture to this sexy photo I took the other night and this guy just popped up on my friend requests messaging me saying I'm a "gorgus queen" and to let him know if I ever need a shoulder to cry on

Woman 2: If his name wasn't Charlie Broseph it sure should be!

2 -

Man 1: I told this guy on Facebook that the memes he posted about women liking it rough were actually pretty disgusting and he messaged me saying my girlfriend sent him nudes the other day

Man 2: Looks like you've got yourself a Charlie Broseph!

by VeetMagician January 4, 2019

Charliegillespiesexual

When you are only attracted to Charlie Gillespie (hottest man alive)

I am charliegillespiesexual because I’m only attracted to him and he is mentally my boyfriend

by anonymous January 3, 2021

charlie ross

A very cool person. If your lucky enough to know a charlie ross you should be thanking the gods. He has a cool girlfriend. But he is an extroverted, funny, lovely person. He cares about all his friends and is pretty emotional. He often thinks badly of himself, but people around him know how perfect of a human he is. He is supportive and loves you unconditionally. If you know a Charlie Ross you are the luckiest person alive. He cares about others well-being even if his own isn't the best. I know a Charlie Ross and he's my most favourite person in the world. He has no flaws and is an open- minded, loud person. He fits in and tries his best to take critics well.

Charlie Ross would do anything to keep his friends safe <3

by theh0t3m0 December 25, 2021