chapmond

A racist pig who always seems to fuck something up in your life

Man, Eric has been such a chapmond lately.

by Kazeeleks January 30, 2017

chappeder

To describe the comparative form of chapped. More chapped.

My lips were chappeder then they were yesterday.

by Holly Goat May 4, 2018

Charpooski

A combination of a dog breed, consisting of char dog, poodle, and husky. They usually get their way and are indoor pets. They need constant attention and are very spoiled

Who’s my charpooski?!?

by Gregoriana March 18, 2021

chappaquidditch

A dangerous game played by witches and wizards while riding in Oldsmobile Delmont 88 sedans; da game consists of players' trying to swiftly traverse a narrow unlit bridge at nighttime, without falling off da edge.

I dunno if Ted Kennedy and/or Mary Jo Kopechne were attempting an impromptu game of "chappaquidditch" on that fateful night in mid-July of 1969, but I cannot see how they would have even known about da game at dat time, since da "Harry Potter" authoress had only been born less than four years earlier, and so she could not possibly have started writing her famous novels till much later.

by QuacksO June 14, 2021

el chapparita

One bad ass bitch

El Chapparita just tore the roof off Madison sq garden yo

by Jeme April 30, 2016

chipper chapper

One who is beyond statement excitement to the point of annoyance and can't keep their fuckin mouth shut.

"Stacy is such a fucking chipper chapper. I just wanna shove my face in a blender everytime I hear her blabbing. Why did we even invite her?"

by Y'all ready fo dis September 14, 2016

Dylan chappell

Definitely NOT an alpha. Is really kind but tbh also kinda weird. He makes you laugh but can sometimes also annoy the shit outta you. Mysterious as fuck cuz you can’t know what he looks like. Hot voice lol

He thinks he’s an alpha while he’s not. Such a Dylan Chappell

by Sofieeeee January 27, 2022