Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

The best quote out of part 2 of act 1 in "A Very Potter Musical". This causes Ron to call Ginny, who greets an asian girl as Cho, a 'racist sister'.

Three girls: Cho Chang, happy happy new year, Cho Chang, gong hey fat choy...

Ginny: Cho Chang! Mah name iz Ginnee Weaslee, it iz verie nice to meet youh!

Asian: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

by Fryen Pan November 30, 2009

Channel changer

A remote most commonly used for a television.

Hey, will you toss me the channel changer so that we can watch the game instead?

by Leannahhh January 2, 2012

Cho Chang

Any girl who's super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot.

Guy 1: I heard you hooked up with Lindy last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a total Cho Chang.

by clamcake July 26, 2009

alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.

me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011

Shingo-change-man

Japanese superhero whose function is to make the traffic lights change in your favour.

"If the lights don't change we'll be late. Shingo-change-man!"

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

chang bang

To be stood up. Particularly by a asian dude.

You got chang banged by Jonathon?

by bpear March 5, 2007

Poo Change

Inconvenient small coin change.
Sometime shortend to 'Pooey'.

Eg. While taking your time to pay for goods/service.

"Could you please wait while I offload some of my Poo Change?"

by Slavs March 26, 2007