directionally challenged

1. Someone who has difficulty determining right from left

2. Someone who often confuses directions, and prefers visual aids.

3. Someone who has great difficulty reading maps and/or driving while listening to directions.

Can be spelt using a hyphen, if needed.

Are you directionally challenged? I told you to turn left two blocks ago; we're going to be late now!

Woman: You just turned left instead of right.

Man: I'm sorry, I'm directionally-challenged.

by Joy Rising March 26, 2010

call the ball

Commit to a course of action; make a final decision about a course of action. Derived from U.S. Navy terminology for a naval aviator confirming he has the optical landing aids in sight prior to landing on an aircraft carrier.

Famously used during the movie "Top Gun". Flight Control: "Maverick, you're at 3/4 of a mile. Call the ball." Maverick: "Roger. Maverick has the ball."

by jab3rd December 8, 2013

Tbox Challenge

Attempt T-Bagging a open Xbox 360 disc drive without the disc drive closing on your nut-sack.

Clayton was really drunk! So Peter dared him to do the Tbox Challenge. As Clayton went to drop his nuts through the whole of the disc drive safely without touching the sides like a game of operation. the disc drive closed and pinched Clayton's nut-sack .

by The Kroulex November 9, 2011

Kiki challenge

see ghost riding.

The kiki challenge is just ghost riding.

by GAWII August 12, 2018

gonadally challenged

Another way of describing a gutless person with no balls.

Some of our leaders are more gonadally challenged than others.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019

maintenance call

Periodic phone calls placed to one's significant other when out for a prolonged period of time (eg 4 hours or more) with friends. The periodic phone call is intentionally structured to prevent a blow-up or fight after the outing is concluded, which would invariably take ten times longer to resolve that the time to place a brief check-in call.

"Hey, let me put in a maintenance call to my woman, before we go into the bar."

by RFsquash January 8, 2012

Beatles Mating Call

The act of one person yelling "I am the Walrus"
and having another yell back "goo-goo g'joob"

This method has helped young people hook up since 1967.

Truly the most romantic way of finding a date for the dance!

-Hey how did you meet that babe with the Rockin body?

I used the "Beetles Mating Call" on the subway yesterday and it was love at first sight.

- Wow I'm gonna try the "Beatles Mating Call" next time I want to get it in.

by Dr.Pbittytk December 5, 2012