Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.
Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain
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Derogatory term used to describe what appears to be a macho and/or shallow and/or unintelligent man, sometimes out of jealousy because he is dating a girl you like. This term coined by the character Spike from the television show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
"God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway, and... and you have stupid hair." -Spike
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Get the Captain Ginyu mug.a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.
b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"
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