Catgender

Something super stupid. Literally you can be a catperson. Gender ain't an aesthetic. This shit is fucking retarded. Fr

Emma: I'm catgender
Chad: Didn't ask white girl
Emma: NAZI!!!
Chad: Cope harder

by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨𝔼ツ August 8, 2022

Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017

Carpenter

The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer

Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!

by CleanPlantMemes November 13, 2018

carpenter

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008

Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.

Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.

by Gaudette February 2, 2009

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

carpenter's special

flat chested floosy.

Flat as a board and easy to screw.

Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."

Abdul: "Go figga!"

by Ridoinkulous March 14, 2009