Carbon Whore

A person who frequently or impulsively travels long distances, often by carbon-emitting transportation (planes, cars, etc.), to pursue their hobby or passion, such as cycling, running, or creating travel content. While their adventures are often enviable and inspiring, their carbon footprint is notably high, leading to a mix of admiration and environmental guilt
"Dude, did you see Juliet's latest video? She flew to Girona just to hit some gravel tracks. Total Carbon Whore, but man, those views were epic."

"Ben's a total Carbon Whore—he’s always jetting off to some new country to run marathons and post about it. His Instagram is fire, but his carbon footprint is probably melting the polar ice caps."
by Eco Beako February 8, 2025
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Carbon

The sixth element on the periodic table. The pure form is most commonly found in the form of diamonds, while carbon dioxide is the most common compound of carbon.

Basic Information:
| Name: Carbon
| Symbol: C
| Number: 6
| State at STP: Solid
| Sublimation Point: 3915 K
Graphite is an allotrope of carbon that can be found in pencils.
by Wilfredlam0418 February 11, 2025
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Carbon Tax Chrystia

a nickname given to former fianance and deputy PM Chrystia Freeland by the conservatives because she thought and bragged it was a good deal to tax Canadians to death
Carbon Tax Chrystia is just like Justin & Carbon Tax Carney !
by TrickShotDuke January 28, 2025
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carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
by Oink nigga April 25, 2020
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Waste of carbon

Someone who's life serves no purpose
Blake just takes up space and doesn't do anything he's such a waste of carbon!
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Dirty Carbonation

After preparing for a colonoscopy with Nulytely for the “cleanse,” the act of shitting brown fluids while pissing clear at the same time, mixing in the toilet bowl.
“The Nulytely had my stomach like soda machine - it was like I was blowing out Coca Cola syrup and making a dirty carbonation.”
by zZMiDZz August 13, 2025
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Irish Carbone

To be right about something, when people are telling you that you’re wrong but then being kind of a twat about it when you’re shown to be correct.
“Sean might have been right but he’s being a real fucken Irish Carbone right now
by TeKaylaSunrise January 17, 2024
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