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camofag

(n) a person who participates in a branch of the military, or ROTC, who feel it is necessary to reference military, talk about military, drill practice, most of them have no idea what they are talking about and should be avoided.

Most camofags aren't actually in service, they usually are high school JROTC high school faggots who think serving in the military is cool.
John : Know who the biggest bad ass ever is?

Camofag : Yeah, its a tie between Smedley Butler, and Carlos Hathcock.

John : Who the fuck are they?

Camofag : Wow dude, read up on your military history

Another example

Camofag : My friend did the most idiotic thing today.

Sarah : What did he do?

Camofag : During drill practice while doing an about-face instead of moving his right foot back, he moved his left, he looked like an idiot!

Sarah : I don't give a shit.
by C0MMIE April 5, 2011
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Canoga Park Camouflage

When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)
"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."
by Mike Lima February 16, 2015
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Camouflage

Camouflage cam-ou-flage |ˈkaməˌflä zh; -ˌfläj|
noun
Often, of a chocolate chip like pattern, it is designed to provide cover in a desert environment. It should work best against a sandy or rocky background.
But when they looked upon the desert environment, no soldiers could be found -- only the appearance of a giant cookie. It was camouflage that had hidden them.
by Pikachuuuuuuuu July 23, 2009
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camouflanguage

Language whose meaning is obscured by use or overuse of vague phrasing, complicated sentence structures, and jargon. Used mainly by politicians to squiggle out of a tough situation. A portmanteau of camouflage and language.
But that's camouflanguage you're using. What does that all mean?! What are you trying to say?!
by cutesy pastel living doll August 19, 2017
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camones

Expression used by the portuguese to identify tourists who speak english as their first language. It was first used by the portuguese people who could not speak english. It comes from the expression "come on" which was pretty much the only word the portuguese understood at the time.
dude, the camones were FUCKED UP at the bar/pub last night.
mano, os camones estavam todos fodidos no bar ontem à noite.
by suckmytittties April 13, 2021
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camooshe

Noun
An extremely dumb ass mother fucker. The new douche.

Verb
To fuck up beyond all reasoning fubar

Adj
fucked up to the max
He drove his car off a cliff. What a camooshe

Tom Brady camooshed the super bowl

That honda crx is straight up camooshe
by Jay Ferrari February 24, 2008
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Active Camouflage

An piece of covenant technology that renders users of it partially invisable. The UNSC captured a piece of active camouflage, and made their Spartan-II MJOLNIR armor able to integrate itself with the covenant technology. In the Halo game series, players can become invisable if they find active camouflage.
No wonder he was able to get behind our base... he had active camouflage.
by Drüd October 19, 2008
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