Cactaloupe

If a cantaloupe and a cactus were to have a baby, this is
what it would be called.

Person Numero Uno: So what up?
Person Numero Dos: Nm, eating a cactaloupe, hbu?
Person Numero Uno: Cactaloupe? Lolwut?
Person Numero Dos: It's a delicious fruit, part melon and part cacti! :DDD

*Person Numero Uno has signed off*

Person Numero Dos: Bro? Chu there? D:
See cactus and cantaloupe.

by Miss Sherlock Holmes May 25, 2011

Cackwam

The appearance given when getting an erection whilst clothed:
Cacks or Kecks = pants, wam coming from wig-wam.

Got a cackwam on have we?

by The Misfit CPFC August 14, 2011

cactapus

1. Often used in frustration, the term for that moment when the right word is somehow stuck in a way that it cannot be expressed and therefore results in either hilarity or embarrassment.

2. Refers to the eight-tentacled creature whose suction cups are replaced with painful needles similar to a cactus.

"Dammit! I keep having a cactapus!"
"A what?"
"Like a brainfart except with words."

"Never hug a cactapus. Their tentecles are PAINFUL!"

by lolgirl607 March 6, 2012

cacatala

A retarded overgrown Filipino with who chews on rocks and is easily startled by traffic.

-worker 1 "dude, why didn't you go to work today?"
-worker 2 "I was on my way but I turned around, there was too much traffic."
-worker 1 "you're such a cacatala"

by jwanna man May 3, 2013

Cackeeze

When you laugh so hard, you 'cackle' and 'wheeze' at the same time, thus creating the cackeeze.

"I'm cackeezing so hard! Thats so funny!" "I can't believe you cackeeze too!"

by Izzyyikes June 7, 2018

cackling cankle

A big girl that laughs so much her cankles jiggle

That cackling cankle got on my nerves when she wouldn't stop smacking her gum

by Big Anny May 14, 2019

cacotto

very liquid and fast pooping.

Bro can you go out today? No, bro, I have cacotto

by SickDenn March 24, 2020