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Cacktoodle 

a mythological creature that is rino/cactus/poodle. It's description is; The shape and form of the poodle dog, sporting rino horns,- a small one on the nose, a big one on the head, horns for claws and 3 horns on the tip of its tail.It is the color of a cactus and has cactus flesh for muscles, and needles all over like a cactus. The cactoodle is a serious issue in urban areas where its mythological habitat has been threaghtened by man. Conservationists warn that even though it is cute and looks friendly, it is NOT friendly, it is a wild animal and should be treated with respect and awe. Or fear and disgust. The cactoodle has shown a preocupation with chewing on satelite cable and other technology, as well as errant fruitloops, like the ones reading this description.
"Mom theres a cacktoodle in the yard chewing on the satelite cable again for the fith time in two days,(grrr)". OR
"Watch out for that cactoodle over there. If he comes at you, give him whatever he wants and RUN!"
Words you can keep

cockdoodle 

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.
Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.
cockdoodle by gianluke November 30, 2006

cockdoodle 

somebody that just looks like a 6 year old doodled a cock.
man jeff looks like a cockdoodle today
cockdoodle by sillyboy87 September 30, 2012

Crackdoodle 

Crackdoodle: someone who acts odd like a crackhead
Jim: hey, who's that crackdoodle over there?
Billy: idk man isn't that your reflection
Crackdoodle by Bruuuhhhh24/7 March 16, 2020

cocknoodle 

a cocknoddle is a a long, thin and flacid catalac in which rides throughout the womans vagina into her place where she makes vaginal secretions and then takes her mothers pubic hair and glues it to her face because she is a cross dresser and thus also has an implanted penis. this implanted penis is called a cocknoodle.
the cross dresson that sucked my dick for a doller had a cocknoodle.
cocknoodle by jush ravers September 14, 2007

Cockdoodler 

One who can perform the act of felatio much like they were playing a wind insturment and are quite excentric about it.
Dude, your girl is such a cockdoodler! That girl was the craziest cockdoodler ever. So no one has ever gone all cockdoodler on you?
Cockdoodler by Elongator November 14, 2009

racktoodle 

A super cool person who is easy to talk to A good buddy
You’re a racktoodle!
racktoodle by Rackusstoodle January 20, 2025
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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