cacker

A cacker in bournemouth is female version of a towine. Can easily be spotted due to ridiculously oversized gold earrings and usually have more than one in each ear. They can also wear the same type of gold chain necklaces and/or bracelets. Usually wear 'casual' sports clothing and baseball caps. Very loud and abnoxious, take the piss out of others if they have nothing better to do. By the age of 13 have lost their virginity and drop out of school.

'What a complete cacker'

by Tabs February 7, 2004

Casket

A term referencing snow whites sleep in the casket, used to describe something in great condition, fresh, rejuvenated, as if it's not even a day old.

"Yo, these sneakers look out the casket!"
Guy: "Hey, are you sure you want to go clubbing tonight? I know you weren't feeling well." Girl: "Yeah, I've been sleeping for like eight hours, I'm right out the casket."

by pophaze November 4, 2014

Casket-Robber

When somone dates another person who is older then they are.

Friend: Dude how is your girlfriend? Aren't you only 18?
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber

by CabaltheWolf June 17, 2007

Cocket

When your pulling your goalie and you shoot yourself in the face. Getting sperm in your face from your own dick or cock.

I was jacking off last night and I gave myself a cocket!

by DirtyStinkyNigger July 8, 2009

Casket Blaster

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

One who rises from the dead. Metaphorically, one who restores life to a dead environment, whether in business, school, street life, etc.

Guy #1: Yo, man, what happened? Shit was booming for us over here!

Guy #2: The dude that came in with that new silk was smart. That shit was a real Casket Blaster.

by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014

Cacker

(Adj.) Someone who exaggerates the truth. A person whom most often then not, always has a story to tell in relation to the conversation, most often the story is made up or a gross exaggeration of the truth.

"Bob, did you see that J.F.K. Documentary?" "My brother's roomates uncles, fathers, sister, friends, aunt is best friends with J.F.K." "Damn, Bob you are such a cacker!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004