cuttin' the rug

1. (V) to dance in such a way that it would cut the rug

Hey, did you see that guy spin on his head at the club?
Yeah, he was really cuttin' the rug

by Shukran September 16, 2008

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cutting trophies

To defecate an enormously long or wide piece of fecal matter; also "trophy" as the feces itself.

Sorry I was late. I was cutting a trophy and I had to use the plunger to break it up before it would flush. No more potato pie for me.

by Guillermo August 27, 2003

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A phrase used to replace an unthought-of witty action variable.

1. Most people say this term and hope that it baffles the person to the extent that they are too embarrassed to ask what it means which results in your excuse.

2. A vague answer that virtually means nothing.

3. People say it when they don't want to think of an excuse to say when someone asks what they are doing. It is a gentle and subtler way of saying "I don't know, you shouldn't care."

4. It can also be the act of, literally, CUTTING hair.

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: What...? Never mind.

Applies to 4th definition only:

Esther: Hey what are you doing later tonight?

Jason: Cuttin' hair.

Esther: Whose?

Jason: Brian.

by the haircuttee December 20, 2008

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Cotton Chops

When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.

Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.

by JustR December 31, 2009

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cotton fuzz

plain clothed police

i'm sketchy, bare cotton fuzz 'bout tonight

by suddenmulch October 3, 2010

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Cotton Condom

When one uses a sock for masturbatory purposes.

Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.

by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014

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Cotton Popper

A female who popped her cherry while inserting a tampon

Sarah: Did you hear Jessica is a Cotton Popper?
Courtney: Omg yeah I heard.. ugh what a nasty little whore.
Sarah: We should go write shit about her in the girl's bathroom during 4th!
Courtney: Yeah lets do it! That slutty bitch deserves it!

by LiveLaughFuck April 2, 2015

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