Boston Creme Party

When in a pillow fight, you must rapidly and fiercely fire an ejaculation on your pillow and then smack your opponent in the face with said pillow. Then, you must say, in a boston accent, "That's how we party in Boston, bitch!"

"When Eric was sleeping the other night, we woke him up with a good ole' boston creme party."

"I totally invited that bitch to a boston creme party yesterday."

by The Three Bustkateers January 1, 2007

Oreo Creme Pie

Oreo Creme Pie is when you give a girl with a hairy bush a creme pie, causing a mass amount of flavors.

Dude #1: "Dude I totally gave jenny a Oreo Creme Pie last night!"
Dude #2: "Right on dude! How much hair did she have!"
Dude #1:"More than your mom"

by Thewholebeemoviescriptisacurse April 14, 2020

Portland Creme

(1) a popular doughnut at local Portland Oregon establishment Voodoo Doughnuts (2) ejaculating on a woman's face and then recycling it

After hitting the bars, I met this fine chick at Voodoo Doughnuts. I had to hurry up and give her a Portland Creme before the recycling men came to pick it up.

by Tee Dog October 22, 2008

Coco à la crème

L'acte d'éjaculer sur un crâne chauve.

-As tu vus le look de Oscar Isaac dans Ex Machina?
-Je sais je lui ferais bien un coco à la crème.

by educed September 13, 2016

Cleveland Creme Fraiche

You shit on a girl's face, no Saran Wrap, once the shit has settled, you ejeculate on the shit to give a nice glisten.

Hey my girl was down for the Cleveland Creme Fraiche last night..

Fucking right.

by ChadbroCremeFraiche December 9, 2012

Creole Creme Cake

2-4 men of Louisianan dissent ejaculate in a females ass & proceed to lick it out

Bruh let's go hangout with Steph, she said she's ready to try a "Creole Creme Cake"

by Ron schlongson May 13, 2019

Cadburys creme smeg

To cut top off creme egg, scoop out filling, replace with mans milk squeezed out of the backside of a willing participant, replace top of egg and put in freezer until chocolate sets. Wrap back up in foil wrapper. That's how I eat mine!

Would anyone like a cadburys creme smeg?
Hang on a minute, this tastes odd!
That tastes savoury not sweet!
(insert vomit noise)

by Mingaling April 17, 2009