Covid Crotch 

Covid Crotch

When she lets herself go during her covid lockdown and grows a full on 70s style bush stretching like a horse’s mane from the mons to the bung. A true nightmare for her post corona wax visit.

My covid crotch was hallmarked by Bozo hair.

He was hitting me from behind last night and commented that my bung beard was quite shaggy.

Covid crotch

Covid Crotch by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Covid-roulette 

When a girl is wearing a mask and you have to decide whether to bang a girl based off her eye and forehead features.

I played covid-roulette last night and lost. Turned out the bitch had no teeth.

Covid-roulette by The amazing Brando November 26, 2020

COVID taste 

When someone has zero taste in fashion, music, etc., referring to the loss of taste some people experience when infected with the COVID-19 virus.

Guy 1: man, that guy’s shoes are trash!
Guy 2: word, he got COVID taste

COVID taste by agdx April 7, 2021

Covid-Cuck 

Similar to the traditional definition of: 'Cuckold' except instead of enjoying watching someone else have sex with your spouse, you enjoy watching the government fuck your neighbour in which you just ratted out for breaking 'lockdown' restrictions.

Yeah, I'm a real covid-cuck, I just ratted out my neighbour for having his grandma over, now he's facing a $850 fine; I'm very impressed with myself.

Ben is a real covid-cuck, he just called the cops on me for having my mom over for dinner.

I'm too scared to go outside; I'm nosey and bored, better covid-cuck my neighbour cause' I see that he has one more car in the driveway than he usually has, he must be breaking lockdown restrictions!

Covid-Cuck by War-Machine-Whiskey February 4, 2021

COVID-19 vaccine 

The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone

I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?

Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.

COVID-19 vaccine by fencetape February 11, 2022

covid-19 

the reason toilet paper doesn't exist.

Person 1: wheres all the toilet paper!
Person 2: covid-19 has started.

covid-19 by im the memelord April 23, 2020

covid nomad 

A COVID Nomad is a person that travels to or is stranded in a different country than their own country or chooses to abandon citizenship and flee to a country with the desired pandemic response.

The Covid Nomad didn’t like the rules or stress of his/hers state so he/she booked a flight to Mexico.

I flew to Cozumel Mexico from California; I guess now I’m a COVID Nomad.

My local beaches were closed, my gym was closed, my bar shutdown and my basketball hoop was taken down so now I’m going to move to Brazil & call myself a Covid Nomad.

covid nomad by snarkyharkyshow November 2, 2020