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cornball

the guy named catmacabre that sounds like he swallows silicone and is a com boy who thinks he's funny but has 0 friends whenever he joins a lobby
wow that's such a cornball!
by thighholder December 3, 2025
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Cornballed

Past-tense verb of Cornball. Used to describe when someone becomes a cornball, or when someone behaves in the act of cornballing. Can also be used as a past participle.
BenJammins cornballed as soon as he made gifs of himself of gifs mocking him.
"I'm pretty sure nobody laughed bro. You cornballed hard out there."
by Tbblobnoern December 14, 2025
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Columbian Cornballer

To burn a sexual area of the body with hot oil, usually originating from a deep fryer.
Oh shit! Juan just got a Columbian Cornballer on his nuts at the fry station!
by Habaneroito May 31, 2016
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slimey cornball

An acquaintance so heinous, A gamer so stinky, they may only run caustic in apex legends. A sweaty nerd rat, whose life is pointless.
This slimey cornball had the audacity to ask me for my nicotine device while holding my dab pen.
by Poon_Goon69 September 23, 2022
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The Cornball Effect

The cornball effect is when you go out of your way to call someone corny or any alternative, and it automatically makes you cornier than what you think is corny or cringe. You are in the cornball effect if you do this.
"bro doesn't know the cornball effect lol"
"this lil kid just called me corny, little does he know he just entered the cornball effect, probably for the rest of his life"
by LameAssMF July 19, 2025
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the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 23, 2011
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Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
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