Thomas Bradley Conner

Thomas Bradley Conner is over 5 ft tall. His favorite thing todo is watch gay porn. He loves to spend long summer nights with his dark lover Darius Bethal in the hot tub listening to Kenny Cheasney. If you enjoy long afternoons at the race dreaming about large male organs, you are probably a Thomas Bradley Conner. I think of Thomas Bradley Conner every time i chug orange juice after brushing my teeth because im certain that he has the same taste in his mouth 24/7 because of all male sex he has had.

I am gay just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

Instead of making it rain in the club with money, i believe i shall pay them in.....GUM just like Thomas Bradley Conner.

My dogs butt itches, he must have caught something from Thomas Bradley Conner.

by Sparkly Panda Cupcake October 12, 2011

National a Connor/Conner

this day is october 15th. do you know a connor/connor? give him a kiss

today is National a Connor/Conner day!! have fun

by enchanted kingdom October 14, 2019

Thomas Michael Fucking Conner

The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.

Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.

Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.

Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.

Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"

by Anti-Thomas Patrol April 22, 2020

conner

conner is a VERY sexy man, who always needs spanking at night.

you see a wild conner on the street. what do you do? you need to run to him and spank him until he cums

by homie sex August 15, 2022

Conner

The correct way to spell "Connor"

*in a text*
"My friend Connor got jumped yesterday and I don't know if he'll make it"
"*Conner you idiot"

by Therealconner May 2, 2023

CONNER

A Conner is a guy with a huge dick a dick that usually around 12 inches

oh oh yes fuck me harder Conner while his 10 inch dick is pounding my sweet spot which is is located two-to-three inches deep on the front wall of the vagina, near 12 o’clock, if you imagine the surface being a clock’s face.

by dick man 22 October 19, 2020

Connerized

Verb;adjective.
tornadic toddler destruction
and / or
an unexpected, undesirous act, that damages, alters,amends, surprises, or otherwise changes matter from it's state to a complete disaster.
also see
Fucking shit up

i left the room for a minute and the room had been Connerized.

by poopstianlane June 10, 2011