congratufuckinlations

A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.

You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.

by Smoove B February 2, 2005

congratulhate

(supplemental definition, please see original by benji)

CongratulHate=1/schadenfreude
Or, the inverse of Schadenfreude.

Clooney congratulhates Daniel Day-Lewis on his Oscar win for best actor.

by chezmiko March 23, 2008

congoose

the host/hostess of a party

"Wanna party? Dan's the congoose, so it'll be chill."

by Control_sauce May 21, 2010

Congratufuckinglations

When a fucking fuck accomplishes some fucking thing.

Congratufuckinglations you fuck you finsihed your fucking ramen.

by Afuckingfuckwhodoesntgiveafuck September 15, 2017

Congress

A gathering of sorts in which useful ideas are proposed, debated, debated some more, revised to please some moronic babbling baboons whose only goal in life is to make yours miserable, revised a final time, voted upon, and usually rejected. Also synonymous with "Animal Farm", "Yellow pages" (some brilliant jackass found a way to waste time and reveal the phone numbers and addresses of several hundred Americans), and rarely, "Progress". Current place of residence is in two buildings, one of which strikingly resembles a single female breast.

Person 1: "Yo man, you seem them Reps battle it out in Congress last night? That shit was teh SHIT! I mean, when the dude from Connecticut pulled out the chainsaw, I was all, 'YEAH!!! F-ing A! GO AMERICA! LIBERTY OR FUCKING DEATH, BITCH!'."

Person 2: "You SO belong in Congress, dude."

by Random Person 7 August 2, 2009

Congress of the Cow

A sex position, the girl on all fours, the man penetrates from behind while reaching around simulating milking the breast.

My wife's favorite sexual position is the Congress of the Cow.

by Res Q Luv May 5, 2018

conglomourine

Collective urine puddle. Where running streams of random people's urine meet.

Commonly sighted at music festivals, this large pool of urine is a result of streams trickling from demountable toilets.

Often hard to distinguish from water and other safe liquids due to contamination and discolouration from dirt, alcohol and other festival matter.

John: Look out bro! (grabs his friend'd arm)
Andy: What? (looks down)
John: Gee, that was close. You almost stepped in that large puddle of conglomourine.
Andy: Thanks bro.

by GigPig February 25, 2011