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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.
Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017
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The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.
Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.
by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022
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Claus. P. Volder

He's basically god in human version, and have a brain inside his brain and he like horse and is the coolest motherfucker to ever grace earth zues think he's strong, Albert Einstein thinks he's better at math
i killed my father because Claus. p. Volder offered to be mine
by Shooter_Gay June 18, 2020
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Santa Claus

When she suck your sac
Wife: want a Santa Claus
by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020
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back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
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