Chris

Some midget that knows karate but can't do anything with it that likes the walking dead

dude stop you're being such a chris

by zenthon05 October 14, 2016

Chris

Generally insane. Violent most the time but can be really great once he settles down. Loves music but not music anyone else really cares for. On the outside he is rude and hateful but deep down he is a great guy. Just watch out because he might get mad at you and chuck some scissors.

Must be a Chris

by Never Know2284 June 17, 2010

Chris

A complete and total faggot

Chris is a faggot

by Ass eater 6934 October 17, 2018

Chris

A gay ass nigga that loves to make girls depressed. Always shows girls there own nudes because he is a funny ass nigga.

My nigga chris showed that girl her own nudes. Thats my nigga right there

by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019

chris

the guy that cracks the jokes and everyone laughs hysterically. when someone else, ie a paul or a james, crack the same jokes, the common response is "dude, i dont get it"

chris usually has the attention of his fellow party goers and is often asked to "tell that story again chris!! please, its an awesome story but i cant say it right"

1. (joke) why did the chicken.....

(response to chris saying joke) - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OHHH MY GOD YOU ARE HILARIOUS

(response to james or paul) - ................. (waiting for punch line)

2. crowd - "chris chris tell that story about your botoxed balls again!"
chris - "you can tell them, its ok"
crowd - "NOOOOOO il stuff it i dont know how to tell it properly... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

by dogborevoja February 4, 2010

Chris

A guy who's normally really attractive and ends up making you fall for him, and then, completely ignore you for no apparent reason.

That guy I met last month? He's such a Chris

by imreallycoolkthanksbye September 8, 2010

Chris

Usually a piece of shit.

Does anything to piss you off

Loves to sit on monster dildos

Oh my god why is it so loud?! There is a Chris among us.

by Eggflopp October 15, 2019