catflap

swings both ways - bisexual

Dayam, she's such a catflap. She did me AND my boyfriend.

by LadyLazarus August 2, 2004

catfood monster

a homeless preson who eats cat or pet food for a cheap source of food and protein

"Look at that homeless preson eating pet food."
"That would make them a catfood monster."

by crazyjayman June 13, 2009

Camfused

When a webcam pops up behind your current internet window during excessive porn surfing and you, for a brief period of time, believe that the woman is speaking directly to you.

I was masturbating furiously last night only to be camfused by a large black woman on Porn Hub Live saying, "Use both hands for me baby!" After my initial panic, I realized it was just a video and she couldn't actually see me jerking off.

by Slopppy Seconds June 19, 2011

cafunér

A person who engages in the act of fondling someone's hair.

Sam: "He is always playing with his girlfriend's hair."

Louise: "Oh, he is a cafunér."

by Yeaahhh December 5, 2012

Catfish eyes

Eyes that are large and far apart.

I can't tell if she's looking at me or my ears. Shes got creepy, catfish eyes.

by Drum1guy June 6, 2017

Catfish

1. Someone who uses a false identity to pursue romance online

a. Multiple accounts

b. Differnt from in real life

2. Someone who pretends to be of the opposite sex

a. Also a form of 1.

Jeny: I don't know, he seems hot and so perfect for me
Clair: He is obviously a catfish, no one is perfect!

Denis: Wow, she looks amazing! And she is so attractive!
James: I wouldn't go for her, she is a catfish (male not female)

by Watch4yourself November 9, 2017

Catfish Sympathizer

A Catfish Sympathizer is a person of the Wireclub community who accepts catfish and their fake pics and are friendly with them.

Johnny is a catfish sympathizer, he just added that catfish to his friend list. If there weren't so many catfish sympathizers on Wireclub perhaps the catfish would become extinct!

by Juan Jose Torres Ramon October 18, 2019