cactus snatch

noun. a female reproductive organ which fails to properly function due to elderly age, or wear and tear; conditions of said reproductive organ may also be excessively dry, barren, or decrepit like cacti.
Because Gertrude had a cactus snatch, she had to contract a surrogate mother to carry her unborn child.
by Norah The Explorer September 16, 2009
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Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia
Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus
by josh1991 November 26, 2006
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cactus

To become erect, get a hard on
When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)
by Ortiboy April 12, 2006
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Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"
by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009
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Cactus cooler

Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)
Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?

Person 2: get me a cactus cooler

Person 1: aight
by Chemble May 19, 2011
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Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.
"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."
by taboothejerkface July 27, 2012
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Cactus pussy

when you have a not fully shaved vagina; or just grown in pubic hair
Jared: damn Leah why you gotta have a cactus pussy?
Leah: sorry boo i didnt have time to shave!
by katyperry December 28, 2012
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