rug burned dick

rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.

Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.

by Cakelady_banger May 25, 2018

Bucket of burned assholes

1. Someone who smells like a bum.

2. Something that smells nasty.

3. Something that looks disgusting.

1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.

2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.

3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.

by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009

buried it

the act of placing ones tounge at least three inches into the anus of your partner repeatedly. One must also have face wedged between the butt cheeks.

Tom: Harb. I heard you tossed that bitches salad.
Harb: Yea dude. You better believe i buried it.

by Kevin Baconn September 14, 2007

Busted Ravioli

this simply means a vagina that has been used a bit to much and is now large and sloppy.

I couldn't feel a thing when I was fucking her busted ravioli.

by Devilsman November 14, 2007

burned

Getting, giving to, or having gonnoreah, an STD.

"Man, that bitch burned me!"

by Kalashnikov April 10, 2003

busted

past tense of jizzing.

I busted on that girls face.

by the man March 11, 2003

busted tees

stupid t-shirts. advertisement on the left hand side of the screen

includes hot girls tho :D

busted tees

by Alessandroooooooooo January 26, 2006