Broadcast

When I need to pick up a chick I just go fishing, I broadcast. It's that easy.

I went broadcasting yesterday. What a catch, she be like a ten.

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

Broadown

It's a brodown road trip, whereupon due to the rules of the brodown, no females are permitted. the additional road trip factor to follow all standard regulations of a road trip, allowing for any due arbitrary fluctuations.

Ben: Hey, Joel gets out of school friday, but he doesn't want to pay for the plane ticket home.

Anthony: Dude....broadown?

by Buttluncher January 20, 2009

Broad-mance

Similiar to a "bro-mance" but with cool broads instead of douchebags.

Abby and Tara totally have a broad-mance going on.

by MissDistress April 10, 2011

broadband penis

Premature ejaculation. When connected to a portal, download only takes a few seconds

Paula: How was it with Bagsy last night?

Sarah: Bloody useless. The guy has broadband penis, so it was over as soon it started

by CAMRA man July 3, 2011

Bathroom Broadband

The laying of a long brown cable in the toilet bowl

Girlfriend: 'you spent ages in the bathroom, what were you doing?'

You: 'Just laying the bathroom broadband'

by Supersonic- November 14, 2009

Stud broad

Slang used in prisons to describe a very manly, lesbian woman.

Yo, that stud broad is trying to steal my commissary.

by Yaheardmah1118 January 14, 2019