Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Brucing

The act of "brucing" (to bruce). To hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.

Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.

Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.

by Bananashark August 28, 2010

Brushing your teeth

A slang term for masturbating

It is normal for 12 year-olds to brush their teeth.

by Frank Howley March 1, 2004

crouching tiger, hidden oscar

an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.

see above duh!

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 13, 2004

crouching tiger, hidden oscar

I hate paul muldoon and mr "foxy!" evan too!!!!! ur the pervert!!lol

im too foxy for my dance, too foxy for my dance, raines im gonna leave u

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 16, 2004

Brushing Teeth

Slang for male masturbation.

Brushing teeth is becoming more common in school. I'm scared!

by kougazluvr June 22, 2008

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar

Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.

Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 13, 2004