bleached

Phenomenal, the best yet, couldn't be any better.

Man did you see that buzzer beater?
Yeah. His game is totally bleached right now.

by sew cool March 28, 2021

Beached whale

A woman who is insulted by being called fat yet goes out and lays on the beach with just a bikini on

Look,A beached whale with a Happy meal.

by TheMoocowbrother April 9, 2021

beached driftwood

When a man gets an erection while defecating and his head touches the inside of the toilet bowl on the dry part.

I just had a huge dump, but I got some beached driftwood during it so im gonna go take a shower.

by Sum dude 42069 July 27, 2021

Breathed

Just trying to prove that this is a word to my friend

Friend one:You breathed oxygen?
Friend two: that’s not a word
Friend one: *looks it up on urban dictionary*
Yes it is

by Breathed November 28, 2021

Bleached

When a non-White woman has sex with a White man.

Person 1: Did you know Sean said he wanted to travel the world to bleach as many chicks as possible?

Person 2: Yeah man, he’s bleached 1000 girls Latin America, next he said he’s going to tour Africa, then Turkey and Iran, then India, and then everywhere in East Asia!

by The White Death January 23, 2022

Bleached

The opposite of Blacked

The result of a white man or woman (dominant), having sex with (or conquering) any minority.

Also can mean
The result of a white man giving anyone a creampie.

Black Cuck: Damn man, look at her fat black ass, I’m gonna have to hit!
White Dom: Too bad I already bleached her last night, you can have sloppy seconds though…

by Raceplay King January 6, 2022

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022