Brainal Rape

Studying intensely for long periods of time (especially with a looming deadline or under threat of a teacher/parent/boss), resulting in a temporary but severe decline in mental ability.

"I had to study 10 hours a day for a week and I still barely passed the test. I should report my teacher for Brainal Rape."

by HamstoreWrangler May 31, 2022

Brainaus

An human anus inside the brain

Im going to poop out my brainaus

by Gaberino July 20, 2022

brazmallow

when you blow a raspberry on someone’s dock while hitting a brazmallow hide

“sage gives a crazy brazmallow”

by brazmallowprincess October 7, 2022

bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

Brainmatic

People who makes genius ideas to hide problems

Damn he's a brainmatic

by Yourfavouriteguitarist November 25, 2022

Brainage

Someone speaking in a way that shows off how old they are.

The absolute brainage of Cenk Uygur when talking about how homeless people as criminals when they steal in need as opposed to celebrities who steal for fun. (Showing off how his views are warped by a high-income experience and the media's demonization of the homeless alongside his belief that high cost of living doesn't and not having a home doesn't affect people becoming homeless.)

by AnnoyedByMyselfWatchingPolitic November 25, 2022

brimavyn

The moment you realize you threw something out that was very important

“I’m getting rid of the garbage sweetie, do you really need all these papers?”
“No it’s fine”
“Oh brimavyn! That was my science homework”

by redtomatosauce February 14, 2023