Boffhead

An idiot, a stupid person, someone who is closed minded

What a boffhead

by Yecats 11 June 17, 2016

baffoon

an educated person. One who uses correct spelling and grammar.

Only non-baffoons spell "buffoon" as "baffoon".

by inquisitiveidiot May 5, 2009

blaff

Lazy term for undesirable, or disgusting

This KFC has no Mountain Dew left, oh blaff!

by sarahjames August 5, 2006

Boffing off

The ability to talk utter shite about absolutely nothing whilst under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Bob: Did you hear the girls last night? Eric: Yeah, they were boffin' off for hours! * cant believe how long we were boffing off for last night!

by kellynlaura February 18, 2008

baffer

baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman

Ow yeah baby lick my p00per :o You are one great baffer :D

by GSnIet April 2, 2008

Boff

What nerds say when they mock other nerds.

That guy is such a boff!

by AniMality January 6, 2009

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010