Ouija-board management

A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.

When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"

by Conroe100 September 23, 2017

Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

by DJBitz October 18, 2010

shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

by Postmarc December 21, 2020

board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.

Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.

by Carl Persson April 29, 2005

boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.

The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008

boardschlap

To be utterly owned and pwned until destruction. You will feel much pain.

"OMG, that guy got boardschlapped!"
"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"

by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010