The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
by Dante Rau July 20, 2006
Get the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin mug.This is when a girl proceeds to give u a blumpkin while you are standing up. You than quickly spin full 360 degrees, slapping her in the face with not only the huge shit hanging out your ass, but all slapping her on the forehead with your dong. If done correctly she should have your intials tatooed on her face.
by TimmyHomeless February 11, 2003
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Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a hollowed out pumpkin, preferably carved with a nice silly face, after you have enjoyed a seasonal pumpkin spice latte from your favorite, West Coast Seattle based coffee shop.
Jenna says she won't give me another blumpkin spice. Last time the pumpkin cracked under my ass and she got a face full of pumpkin spice diarrhea and ended up puking all over my junk ... and then her parents walked in.
by Tony "Tone" Booyah November 4, 2009
Get the Blumpkin Spice mug.you jerk off while taking a shit on the toilet. same as blumpkin but instead of getting a blowjob you engage in self-pleasure
by king blumpkin January 27, 2008
Get the self blumpkin mug.When a woman recieves cunnilingus whilst defecating. The Blumpkina is far more taboo than the Blumpkin because of the proximity of the cunnilinguist to the defecation in progress. It is very possible to get a condition known as Brown Chin Syndrome this way.
My girlfriend really loves a blumpkina in the morning, but I had to stop giving them after I got Brown Chin .
by Krazy Akmed July 3, 2006
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Get the Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin mug.e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant
by KNDO May 30, 2009
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