Blumpkin Gnome 

a little creature who dances and makes noises when a blumpkin is being performed.

while suzy was giving bobby a blumpkin, a little Blumpkin Gnome appeared and danced itself around.

Blumpkin Gnome by goodespanol February 13, 2008

blumpkin fart 

A fart so gnarly that if getting head at the same time would be considered a blumpkin.

"Yo Jim I ripped the nastiest blumpkin fart while that fat chick was giving me head."

blumpkin fart by blumpkinman33333 February 26, 2010

Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain

We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay

Blumpkin Stacker by bigben December 21, 2009

Blumpkin Frosty 

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.

Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!

Blumpkin Frosty by kd32178 February 9, 2010

Blumpkin Dealership 

When one conquers a Wal-Mart Superstore by receiving a blumpkin in every stall in the bathroom. This task must be completed in one day and every dump cannot be flushed so they are all on display. Hence the name "dealership".

Jacob: "I gotta use the restroom bro."
Cole: "Your going to have to wait, Micah has a Blumpkin Dealership here."

Blumpkin Dealership by Teddy Huckstible September 8, 2011

Blumpkin Salad 

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).

Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.

Blumpkin Salad by Mike Du. May 20, 2010

Blumpkin Patch 

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

Blumpkin Patch by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011