Invisible Bluetooth

A device often found in a homeless person's ear, undetectable to the naked eye.

Jeff: Dude, you see that hobo talking to himself?
Bob: Must be invisible bluetooth.

by pTerodactyl123 October 27, 2008

bluetoothing

doing something hands-free.

"dude, did you wash your hands after you pissed?"
"no need--i bluetoothed it"

i pick up stuff with my toes just to show off my bluetoothing abilities.

that guy crashed his bike cause he was bluetoothing. what a tool.

by breeves84 March 7, 2009

Bluetoothly

To do something in a manner pertaining to or with Bluetooth.

My phone is connected to my computer bluetoothly.

by Munsen Crane December 16, 2008

Bluetooth

The act of. To bluetooth someone. To Knock someone out without the use of a hand. A hands free knockout, i.e. a headbutt.

Jesus! You bluetoothed that motherf**ker, Wade.

by gratefulninja July 10, 2010

blueoceanitis

A method of "swashbuckling" where the afflicted is so elated to witness the beauty of a tropical location that they drink until they show their first day tan lines to seasoned visitors of the victims newly found paradise.

"Kevin's blueoceanitis was so severe that Allie had to put him to bed to "save face" upon his first meeting of her parents in the Bahamas"

by muddasick! November 8, 2014

bluetooth

somebody who drinks a lot of wine. then grins and prays.

"They are the epitome of a bluetooth."

by Krkič October 2, 2020

Bludzophrenzia

A Long-Term mental disorder which causes one to disconnect with reality and falsely identify as a "Blood"

"Yo Jim, I swear to god 6ix9ine still suffers with Bludzophrenzia."

by 69disan69dat January 18, 2021