Eggmaid

A sultry witch in need of a serious yolking for committing heinous crimes of the heart

Dude, it was like she put a spell on me; turns out she was a total eggmaid so I yolked her ass

by muddasick! November 03, 2020

blueoceanitis

A method of "swashbuckling" where the afflicted is so elated to witness the beauty of a tropical location that they drink until they show their first day tan lines to seasoned visitors of the victims newly found paradise.

"Kevin's blueoceanitis was so severe that Allie had to put him to bed to "save face" upon his first meeting of her parents in the Bahamas"

by muddasick! November 09, 2014