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bankruptcy blowout 

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals
Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!
Something that can happen with your rectum if you try to lift too much weight.
Jim tried to bench 400 lbs and that jive turkey had a blowout. Shit and intestines all over the place.
Blowout by Nettled October 21, 2003
A massive attack of the shits in which ones asshole refuses to close.
After eating 8 tacos he had a blowout
blowout by Xtina March 23, 2005

burrito blowout 

When the bottom of a burrito breaks open and all your burrito goodness leaks out the bottom like burrito diarrhea.
Due to burrito blowout, my pants are destroyed.
burrito blowout by Diamond Dan November 16, 2013
At William and Mary, this is the last day of classes each semester. Everyone suspiciously carries water bottles around all day and gets raging drunk and goes to classes. Teachers know everyone is drunk and usually lets class out early.

Spring blowout > Fall blowout
ex: "Dude I'm so siked the last real day of classes was today. Tomorrow is blowout so we won't learn anything anyway!"

Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.
"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."
Brazilian Blowout by SmoovB August 20, 2013

brazillian blowout 

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and after you cum in her mouth, she spits it in the asshole of another girl.
My girlfriend gave me a threesome for my birthday and then she gave the girl joining us a brazillian blowout.