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billion

A number that is bigger than one.
A billion is less than a trillion.
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billionaire

When used as a verb:

to enter a meeting or group conversation without any preparation, knowledge of the situation, or grasp of the matter at hand and nevertheless declare one's own opinion as if it were the word of god;

to wildly wing it in a situation where one should be prepared, briefed, or otherwise professional;

to insist on an ill-conceived, half-baked approach that lacks any understanding of the situation;

or, to make boastful declarations about one's values while mountains of contrary evidence are readily publicly available.
Did you see Elon come into that meeting and just fire all the staff that know who Twitter actually works?
Yeah, that little Emerald miner's prince can really billionaire.

Did you see Bezos had a tailor flown in to make his crotch look bigger in his little space suit for his rocket ride?
Ha, that needle dick space cowboy loves to billionaire.

Did you hear Bill and Melinda Gates split up after it came out that Bill spent so much time at Epstein's private island?
You know when Bill takes off his sweater vest he loves to billionaire all over that island.

Yo Zuckerberg just lost like 800 million dollars on the Metaverse!

Doesn't matter dood, that guy can billionaire the rest of his life away with his 29 metafriends in the Metaverse—but your mom will still be posting on FB.

You are laughing about Twitter but did you see what Elon did to his McLaren?
I heard he billionaired that car into scrap metal less than 2 minutes after he got behind the wheel like the emerald prince he is!!
by Homer R. November 7, 2022
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Billionair

Dude 1 "Hey have you seen Billi anywhere?"
Dude 2 "Yeah man look up hes Billionair"
Dude 1 "That backpack is full of rocks"
by not-a-racist December 19, 2022
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Bilson

A type of person who is absolutely clueless at the thing they are participating in.
Aw man, Joe is such a Bilson at this game.
by oCaspp February 22, 2023
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Billsin’

The Buffalo Bills are an American football team in the National Football League. They have a long history of many losing seasons and fewer winning seasons that have always ended in tragic failure. They lost four straight Super Bowl championships in the ’90s, the first of which was narrowly lost on a last-minute field goal attempt that flew wide right by less than a yard. In the era that followed, the team found excruciating ways to miss the playoffs for 17 straight seasons. In recent years, the team has enjoyed success and national prominence, yet has continued to find ways to lose at critical moments of important games in their bid for their first NFL championship.

Due to the self-inflicted nature of many of the Bills’ worst losses, locals will sarcastically say the team is “Billsin’” whenever a terrible play (or series of plays) turn the game in the opposing team’s favor.
“Another false-start penalty on 1st and goal?? Here we go again. Billsin’!”

“Missing the playoffs by losing a game to the other team’s backups?? Billsin’.”

Interception on the first play of a potential 4th quarter comeback drive? Billsin’.”
by sabrenaut July 23, 2024
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billionair

Somebody who dirtifies air and gets 4,456,839,221 euros to clean it up.
Billionairs include petrol retailers, arsonists and factory CEOs.
by plato! August 2, 2024
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billion million

"There are a billion million objects in the universe."
by hydorus shui October 3, 2023
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