Bi-winning

A state of being achieved only after snorting inhuman amounts of cocaine (also known as "banging seven gram rocks"), starring in a gut-churningly horrible television show for several years, and then completely losing your mind because it "fires in a way that is not from this particular terrestrial realm".

Side effects include erratic behaviour and having tiger's blood.

Interviewer: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Bi-Winner: Wow, what does that mean?

(awkward pause)

Interviewer: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Bi-Winner: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning; I win here, I win there, now what?

by MartinSheen March 22, 2011

Bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. Winning in more than one place at a time. aka, being Charlie Sheen.

I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by alex_g87 March 17, 2011

bi-winning

When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.

by Drake Petra March 25, 2011

Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy April 2, 2011

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

Bi-Winning

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.

Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.

by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011

Bi-Winning

The act of winning both sides Winning here and there

Charlie Sheen: Bipolar WOW what does that even mean
Interviewer: I guess that your in 2 ends of the spectrum
CS:and then what what's the cure medicine? make me like them?...i'm bi-winning i win HERE and i win THERE now what?

by mdrizzledrizzy March 28, 2011