Bent Peter 

Hey Peter which is slightly bent. { crooked cock.}

Brandon has a bent Peter.

Bent Peter by Mybones1967 October 7, 2016

bent spear 

When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis

We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.

bent spear by bloodbeard lumberjack February 27, 2015

bent frame 

The shape of a vagina on a Monday after a long distance relationship date weekend in Nashville.

After Thanksgivng in Nashville with Dave, I had a full belly and a bent frame.

bent frame by DJ Cleveland February 1, 2016

bent nickel 

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

bent nickel by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

bent leg 

It's someone who only has time for friends when it suits them. Also forgets friends on important occasion's i.e Weddings.

When you meet up with the friend in question you can refer to them as "Bent Leg"

bent leg by sailorsmagic March 23, 2016

bent spokes 

When one is violated in the anous so rough that afterwards they are left walking funny or with a limp .

You can tell he has bent spokes by the way he walks.

bent spokes by Booshay5150 December 4, 2016

bent spanner 

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

bent spanner by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017