Beeriod

A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.

Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder

Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.

Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod

Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!

by Fegelfatso April 13, 2014

Beeriod

When you spill beer on your crotch

Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy

by BEERPANTS December 15, 2010

Beering

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

by *Cookie-Monster* February 9, 2010

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

beeritated

To become irritated because of alcohol, or the lack of.

Ex1-
"So my brother said he couldn't buy us beer."
"Damnit."
"Hey, what is your problem?"
"I really wanted to get drunk tonight..."
"You sound beeritated."

or

Ex2-
"Man, I was so drunk last night."
"Yeah, you started a fight with Jim."
"Oh man, I must have been beeritated."

by 420toker69 January 28, 2009

Beerhood

A strong sense of pride in one’s ability to consume large quantities of beer

"I bet you $5 that you can't consume that entire case of beer."
"Are you questioning my beerhood?"

by WSUGodess May 21, 2010

beertologist

an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011