beerverages

A beverage that just so happens to be a beer. Playful. Often used in written correspondence when the word "beer" would be inappropriate.

Synoynms: BEvERages.

"Hey broski, would you like to come over for beerverages after class?"

On Event Sign: Big School Party! Come One, Come All. Barbecue and Beerverages at 8, Dancing at 10.

by DaveBasic November 11, 2010

beerjerker

Someone who whines because they are nearly out of their favorite beer and can't afford/won't get any more.

Man 1: Aww. . . almost out of beer!

Man 2: Quit being a beerjerker.

by SpiritDragon March 2, 2011

beereakfast

Getting up in the morning and having a beer for breakfast.

Someone getting up early and opening up a can of beer for beereakfast.

by Blacktop Guy December 11, 2011

Beerpercut

The act of intentionally or accidentally uppercutting someone or self with a beer in hand.

"Last night while driving with a drunk bitch, After she cut the wheel and I was sipping my beer I was Beerpercutted."

by The Beerpercuttee September 5, 2011

beereal

One whom has not the milk to fill one's bowl of cereal, thusly substituting beer instead.

Dude 1 : "Man, I'm freaking drunk. And hungry! I'm gonna have some cereal!"

Dude 2 : "... But dude... We're outta milk!"

Dude 1 : "Ah shit dude... WELL... there's beer!! Fuck it! I'll just have some beereal!"

by Adem G August 31, 2012

Beerpee

When you pee a lot because of drinking too many beers.

I had to beerpee a lot last night because I had too many beers in the party.

by Mr. FST September 28, 2013

beercano

The moment you knock your bottle of beer on top of someone else's, causing the inevitable explosion from their drink, dousing them, and usually anyone in the near vicinity in beer.

1: Hey look at that over there!
*clink*
2: You fool, you've just unleashed a beercano all up in here and wasted half my drink!

by qwerty.uiop September 8, 2014