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Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"
by An actual person July 12, 2017
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Beating the old boy's

The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
Playing Solo: Braxton's brother Ronald told me that he walked into Braxton's room and he was beating the Beating the old boy's

Playing friends: Hey Ragsag you want to go somewhere private to beat the old boy's
by D_strikes September 18, 2017
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Beating My Bone

To knock on the sternum of one's chest.
by Mick Nuts February 15, 2019
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beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.
me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫
by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023
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Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).
"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."
by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013
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Fire breathing ass monkey

A shit so hot that when it comes out it squeals like a monkey
by ki5man September 14, 2015
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Bologna Beating

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.
by Capertittle November 10, 2017
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