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Backons

An arse valley wank...(not to be mistaken for anal sex..it's similar to a tit wank).

The woman lies on her front while her guy sits on the small of her back facing her feet. He pops his penis between her bottom cheeks and squeezes them together...and off he goes!

Lube recommended.
Sam was concerned when Danny asked her for a Backons...but after he'd explained that it wouldn't make her eyes water, she agreed...and actually found it quite pleasurable (she was even able to finish her crossword).
by Miss Smith January 26, 2008
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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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Batmo<word>

Derived from Batman's Batmobile, the prefix Batmo can be used to describe well...anything! A Batmo object is automatically a very awesome object.
1. These Batmopants fit me really well and look great!
2. That girl's got a fine Batmobutt.
by Zachary F. July 4, 2005
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rageef bathoon

the act of sucking dick to get ones self out of debt. Also a pakistani crackhead with spiked hair, and a small dirty brown penis
Yo man, i dont have all the money right now, but if you let me rageef bathoon your cock we'll call it even
by Anonymous March 6, 2003
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Batmocycle

Batman : Dark Knight ... Batmobile gets in a wreck, Batman launches out in a 2-wheeled version....this is what is called a Batmocycle.
The batmobile crashed, but out came a 2 wheeled version called the batmocycle.
by SmileyFromKeller June 29, 2011
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bakou

Bum ads bitch with a little dick
Bakou is a bum ads how meaning homeless
by Bakougo May 18, 2018
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Bathower

When you take a shower and a bath at the same time.
I feel like I need a bathower today.

I can’t decide between a shower or a bath. I’ll just have a bathower.
by Shay Anderson January 27, 2020
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