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Bastard Maker 

A Male with 2 or more children by 2 or more females a he's not married and doesn't take care of any of his bastards.
Girl don't call him, he's nothing but a "Bastard Maker".
Bastard Maker by Aunt Angela August 18, 2006

Bastard Bags 

Otherwise known as 'Glad Fold-Top bags', Bastard Bags are complete bastards. They will open up and screw you over at every possible time.
I tossed my friend a bag of Cheez-Itz at lunch, but as they flew through the air, I remembered it was a bastard bag. It opened in mid-air and I had to sweep up all the Cheez-Itz. Fucking Bastard Bags.
Bastard Bags by Jake Howes July 3, 2007

Bastard Man

Someone who is a complete bastard to everyone !
That spilly kids a bastard man
Bastard Man by Cunt man (2) December 15, 2010

Bastard Squad 

Bastard Squad are a punk band From Melbourne Australia from the 80s that broke up because the singer went to jail for 10 years but now are back together
Bastard Squad are real punk not like simple plan and good charlotte
Bastard Squad by Al Cahol May 19, 2006

bastard sequel 

A sequel of a book or movie made for the sole purpose of cashing in on the name of the first one. Is generally done with no input from the original author/creator. Usually bastardizes the characters and butchers the story of the original.
Examples of bastard sequels include Rurouni Kenshin: Seisouhen, Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story, Scarlett, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Return to the Secret Garden.

Bastard Car 

Car with no brand name on the back, leaving all people driving behind it puzzled.
Guy 1: What brand's that car? I can't figure it out.
Guy 2: I dunno man, its a bastard car.
Bastard Car by TheDanny385 March 5, 2011