Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.

Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”

by YungBritish February 8, 2019

Igloo Basement

When someone leaves a dildo in a freezer overnight and shoves the dildo up their own or someone else's asshole.

"I haven't been able to walk straight since Jim gave me that Igloo Basement last week."

by ViKToR_Spit_Sicker May 8, 2019

poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.

I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.

by de-pube June 17, 2023

i flood my basement

When something excites you to the extent of achieving, moist-ness in your genitals.

When I see a fresh case of Yuengling Premium "I flood my basement!"

by OG_STRINGBEAN25 September 12, 2017

bashmouth

The taste in your mouth the morning after a party, as if you want to shave your tongue.

Side-effects may include one or all of the following:

-Cottonmouth

-Coughing, vomiting, and/or dry-heaving,

-Massive headache but throat too dry to swallow aspirin,

-Aversion to natural light,

-Minor/Spatial amnesia

-Wanting or using more alcohol to flush down the taste,

-While taking a shower, drinking from the same water by inclining head upwards,

-Excessive swallowing,

-Excessive drinking,

-Physical weakness,

-Cranial expansion,

-Overweight or otherwise girl of questionable attractiveness in or near your bed,

-Blue handprints on your toilet.

See bash.

Friend#1: "Oh come on, we're all headed to breakfast, who cares if you're eyebrows are missing?"

Friend#2: "It's not that, I've got some major bashmouth that I'm killing with this bottle of vodka, so shut that fucking door, you're letting the light in."

by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

old granny basher

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.

"Old granny basher on the 45"

by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

Mother's Basement

An insult used by hypocrites who live in their mother's basements.

"You are an idiot. Your 20's weren't raped by anybody in this administration. The fact that you sit in your mother's basement writing blogs and bitching about the state of afairs, while in reality doing nothing is laughable. The fact the people put stock in your opinions is sad. This movie is going to bomb, because people see O. Stone for the moron he is."

-Dumb Fool

by Dr. Gori May 24, 2009